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The Democratic Republic of Indonesian Socialism is dictated by Ruler Gredinov Sumanta Malsad. A nation-wide game of 'King of the Mountain' has been adopted as the new electoral system. The people of Indonesian Socialism are so technologically advanced that each citizen does not physically go to work, but simply thinks of his/her office space and it materializes in whatever physical space they currently occupy. All citizens are afforded the right to free health care and the medical community frequently sponsors seminars on healthy living and dieting.

Crime is non-existent due to the constant vigilance of a well organized policing force which exclusively uses capital punishment against all violators of the law. Indonesian Socialism has great pride in its powerful military force which does not hesitate to reprimand any violation of the law publicly and with unusually excessive force. Religious practice and public observances are allowed, but no policies may be created to advance any given expression of religious thought. In Indonesian Socialism, learning is held to the highest of virtues and any citizen may take free classes to further their education.

The citizens of Indonesian Socialism are so environmentally conscious they live entirely on the three day old droppings of vegetarian animals. Corporations are allowed to make decisions outside the control of the government given they pay and 'Independent Practices Tax' and report all dealings to a specified government official for quality assurance purposes, and citizens of Indonesian Socialism enjoy any freedom they deem appropriate, given it does not infringe upon the freedoms of any other citizen or offend any other citizen in practice.

Recent News in Indonesian Socialism

Indonesian Socialism's military showed their love for wildlife today when two brigades were dispatched to save a beached whale.

Several members of Gredinov Sumanta Malsad's inner circle of advisors have died suddenly in unexplained freak accidents. In other news, an ongoing investigation of alleged government involvement in a break-in at the headquarters of the opposition party has been suspended indefinitely for lack of witnesses.

A quickly spreading disease has plagued Indonesian Socialism and Gredinov Sumanta Malsad has quarantined all infected citizens for treatment and has forced immunization on all uninfected citizens!

When asked to pass legislation on same-sex marriage, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad reminds the citizens that marriage is a religious institution and asks them to take it up with their religious leaders, but civil unions are upheld as binding between two members of the same sex.

When parents begin allowing their children to roam retail shops unchecked in Indonesian Socialism, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad instills a curfew which does not permit minors to be unattended after 7 pm!

Sales of recreational watercraft plummet after Gredinov Sumanta Malsad declares that all boats must file their sailing routes 24 hours before departure and any craft caught not on it's approved course will be destroyed to curb piracy!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad declare that Saturday is to be a "Day of Rest" for those citizens who seek time to practice their religious beliefs.

When Indonesian Socialism sees an increase in shoplifting, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad uses government money to help install security cameras in businesses who do not already have them!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad outlaws outdated light bulbs in Indonesian Socialism and will only allow energy efficient bulbs to be used by the citizenship.

Widows and widowers struggling to pay their bills were told today that their work week would be extended to allow them the opportunity to make more money!

When the influenza vaccine runs low in Indonesian Socialism, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad makes sure that each government official receives the medication and then sells what is left to the infirmed and elderly of the country!

When lawn care chemicals used in Indonesian Socialism were found to be harmful, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad promotes using fertilizers produced from compost which are much more environmentally friendly.

When a marvelous wine made in Indonesian Socialism is found to be illegal due to the way in which the wine is produced, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad turns a deaf ear to the problem and takes no action, knowing that the wine is good for international acclaim and recognition!

Leash laws were passed today and the institution of an animal pound was founded to control the rising population of vicious animals in Indonesian Socialism.

The press sharply criticized Gredinov Sumanta Malsad today when a new international survey suggested that Indonesian Socialism lags behind its international peers in journalistic freedom. In a press conference, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad quipped, �The fact that these criticisms of supposed censorship were splashed across the front page is actually quite ironic.�

Following complaints by a small religious group, restaurants in Indonesian Socialism now contain a "meat-eater" and a "non-meat-eater" section. The only way to get a reservation in the more exclusive restaurants in Indonesian Socialism is to order a salad as a main course, and pay the same price as you would for a steak!

A seven week stand off with Butterburnia ended today after Frank Butterbur ate his last Spam on Twinkie sandwich and rescinded his claims of independence from Indonesian Socialism.

When an increase number of teenagers in Indonesian Socialism are found to suffer from eating disorders, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad hires a brigade of young people to walk around and compliment people on the streets to try and help raise self esteem!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad announced today that in light of consistently increasing gasoline prices in Indonesian Socialism, the government has started to research vehicles which require less gasoline to operate!

A newly commissioned "Safety Patrol Vehicle" was found broken down on the side of the highway today, and the driver said he had to wait for 17 hours until help finally arrived!

When soaring costs of jet fuel make air travel in Indonesian Socialism too expensive, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad gives airlines some tax breaks to help keep plane tickets affordable!

Johny Russetsion, son of Jim Russetsion, one of Gredinov Sumanta Malsad's most trusted advisers, was sentenced to six months in jail when caught driving drunk last night! Jim Russetsion announced his resignation today and stated that things had become, "rocky between myself and Gredinov Sumanta Malsad".

The government has approved the funds to research alternative fuel sources which will be less hazardous to the environment.

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad announces today that a black-tie charity ball will be held for orphanages operating in Indonesian Socialism, and the government is sending out invitations to the nation's wealthy to remind them to be generous with their contributions!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad has been implicated in an assassination attempt against Warlord Ivan Knut after the Malosian Department of Internal Revenue, across the street from the royal palace, was blown up just after Warlord Knut made threatening remarks against Indonesian Socialism!

When radioactive ore is found in a local marble quarry, the government uses the source of energy to research nuclear power and have opened the nation's first nuclear power plant!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad passes laws today banning all foreign foods from being imported and sold in Indonesian Socialism. In related news, local farmers have joined the ranks of the wealthiest 1% in Indonesian Socialism!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad announces today that both parents are integral parts of the development of their children, and as such has forced companies in Indonesian Socialism to offer paid maternity for both women and men expecting new babies!

When scientists explain that learning more about Outer Space could help us learn more about Earth, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad increases the government funding toward the National Space Program!

Parents in Indonesian Socialism complain that the popular music idolizes a generation of drug users, pimps and gang violence, so the government has created the National Music Monitoring Organization to censor lyrics which are found to be grossly inappropriate!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad ignores calls for cut-backs into alternative research. Out of the billions invested in the past few years the only useable pieces of research developed in Indonesian Socialism are the edible post-it note and bagless vacuum.

When a hotel being built in Indonesian Socialism was found to be funded by a mob family, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad stepped in and shut down the construction, stating that no organized crime will be tolerated in Indonesian Socialism!

Super-human soldiers resembling Gredinov Sumanta Malsad were created to defend the nation from potential alien attacks.

When secondhand smoke becomes a health issue in Indonesian Socialism, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad forces the smokers outside and bans the practice of smoking inside public establishments!

Citizens in Indonesian Socialism are urged to plant more vegetation when Gredinov Sumanta Malsad confesses to the country that a chipmunk recently explained that it is the right time for things to grow!

Terrorists in Indonesian Socialism have been thwarted, and Gredinov Sumanta Malsad has handed them over to the judicial system so that a fair trial can be arranged.

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad announces today that the National Pride Parade is still on track for next week and that the government has done EVERYTHING to ensure that it is a peaceful and safe event!

Citizens in Indonesian Socialism received packages of sunscreen and a pair of sunglasses today courtesy of Gredinov Sumanta Malsad to help raise awareness of UV Ray protection!

Indonesian Socialism has woken up to the smell of rotting trash for the past week when garbage collectors go on strike but the garbage companies refuse to meet the strikers' demands!

When two medical schools in Indonesian Socialism are in conflict on findings of nutritional choices and infant mortality rates, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad forces the two schools to sit down and find an answer, resulting in a three year argument which has cost the schools millions in research!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad agrees to pay for new computers to be put in all the schools in Indonesian Socialism.

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad begins research on more efficient exhaust systems for personal vehicles in Indonesian Socialism when air quality becomes a serious concern!

The government has asked entrepreneurs in Indonesian Socialism to open rest stops on the country's major roadways to help spur tourism! Many have taken to the idea, but others are deterred due to the high start-up costs associated with such a venture.

When loud commercials aired on television in Indonesian Socialism begin to bother citizens, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad intervenes and forces the stations to regulate commercial volume which is allowing many partners to get a good night sleep as their significant other finishes watching that late night sporting event!

When some citizens in Indonesian Socialism decided that 11pm was the perfect time to mow their lawns, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad institutes a Noise Ordinance to keep people in line!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad has appropriated money from the orphan fund toward buying televisions for prisoners serving life sentences in Indonesian Socialism!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad starts the first government-run casino in Indonesian Socialism which features a wide array of table games, but a hefty tax on all winnings.

When Animal Rights activists complain that cosmetic companies are abusing animals to test their products, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad orders them to explore other testing methods for their products. In unrelated news, many Venus flytraps wearing this season's hottest lipgloss have been spotted throughout some of Indonesian Socialism's forests.

"Criminal Rehabilitation Centers" have replaced prisons in Indonesian Socialism when it became evident that the criminal punishment methods in place were not reducing the number of crimes committed in the nation!

"If you gotta go, then you gotta go", is the slogan of the week here in Indonesian Socialism, when Gredinov Sumanta Malsad authorizes government funds to be put towards installing public restrooms throughout the country!

When Gredinov Sumanta Malsad learns that on the whole, the citizens of Indonesian Socialism struggle with dental hygiene, educational programs were immediately set up to teach children how to properly brush their teeth!

After a serious chemical accident in a government lab resulted in the release of a deadly toxin, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad enacted strict new safety standards to ensure that peaceful research can proceed without further danger. In light of the tragedy, Indonesian Socialism has released a new policy statement denouncing chemical weapons.

When the streets in Indonesian Socialism run brown with the stench of sewage, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad immediately dumps government funds into researching means to update the national sewer system.

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad has opened the public coffers to give the people of Indonesian Socialism a chance to express and share their opinions on a new public TV network!

When steep wheat prices in Indonesian Socialism force cereal makers to stop placing prizes in the boxes, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad uses the opportunity to "educate" the people with government sponsored toys.

Today marks the beginning of hunting season, and all shops in Indonesian Socialism are closed when Gredinov Sumanta Malsad declares that work is optional on opening day of hunting season!

Mr. I. Smitle was released from his position on Gredinov Sumanta Malsad's advisory board today, when he was discovered sleeping with a government intern in the broom closet of the capitol!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad places all citizens of Indonesian Socialism on a diet and exercise routine to combat rising statistics of heart disease.

A new android soldier has been created in Indonesian Socialism to help keep the peace and strengthen the national military force. Many are upset, however, that there is less need for actual people to work in light of the new robots!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad passes laws today which allow musicians to maintain the rights to their own music.

Indonesian Socialism's most trusted general was seen today carrying a large sack with a dollar sign on the side of it as he made his way from the wealthy neighborhoods to a meeting with Gredinov Sumanta Malsad.

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad declares martial law today when local police forces could not catch the culprit of recent murders plaguing Indonesian Socialism.

The World Golfing Organization held the championship tournament in Indonesian Socialism this past weekend, but were very disappointed. The course that was chose to be the tournament site only had 16 holes and the citizens from Indonesian Socialism who were in attendance broke out in a drunken brawl at one point!

Today Gredinov Sumanta Malsad officially announces the creation of the Coalition of Street Walkers in Indonesian Socialism. This coalition funds boy scouts to walk elderly women across the street which the nation hopes will lessen congestion during rush-hour traffic.

When a local manufacturer produces a toy which is potentially harmful for children, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad takes advantage of the situation and institutes a new "Unsafe Practices Fine" which forces companies to pay dearly for manufacturing mistakes!

The decaying areas of Indonesian Socialism have now become, due to proper legislation, a shinning example of modern urban areas.

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad has declared the use of marijuana immoral and supports the substance to be illegal in Indonesian Socialism.

After an embarrassing, and expensive spectacle, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad informs Indonesian Socialism that the increase in UFO sightings are due to a rogue communication satellite.

Productivity in Indonesian Socialism is at an all time low after Gredinov Sumanta Malsad mandated 15 minute coffee breaks every hour. In addition to work time wasted on the new breaks, workers are twitching uncontrollably and are generally useless at the end of the day.

The population of Indonesian Socialism explodes only to weigh down its budding economy.

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad has agreed to be the voice of the cartoon character "Lil' Leader" in the show "Bad Decisions", airing this fall on the NTV.

The Grey Panther, a notorious bank robber, fled Indonesian Socialism with police hot on his trail. In other news, an anonymous cash donation was made to a government official last night around 12 midnight at the Saint Pascal Pier.

When an oil tanker spills thousands of tons of crude oil in the waters near Indonesian Socialism, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad starts a cleanup initiative even though the spill was technically not in national waters!

In response to the recent surge of underground fighting clubs, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad has created a government committee to investigate the matter and has put several hundred suspects on trail.

Mr. Fraunsworth, an adviser to Gredinov Sumanta Malsad, announces to the nation today that he has sworn an oath of loyalty to Gredinov Sumanta Malsad and to Indonesian Socialism and asks the nation to hold him accountable to his oath!

A silver-medalist diver from a neighboring nation has recently disappeared when he accused the gold-medalist, a diver for Indonesian Socialism, of abusing banned substances.

Earlier today, a city on the coast of Indonesian Socialism was devistated by an attack from a submarine which slipped past naval defenses!

When prisoners begin to line the halls in Indonesian Socialism's county jails, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad gives the order to expand the existing facilities to accommodate all the offenders!

Dr. Schirley of the National University of Indonesian Socialism was fired today when the board of directors for the university met and found his new class on sexuality to be inappropriate, which many speculate is actually the feelings of the paying parents!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad drives a local manufacturing plant to close when a they start a class-action lawsuit against the company for leaking chemicals into a small town's water supply.

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad announces today that government funding will go towards daycare programs to aid households in which all the adults work outside the home!

Police in Indonesian Socialism have begun beating street performers at will while the government has done nothing to stop the madness! In related news, the sidewalks do seem to be much less cluttered.

When some of Gredinov Sumanta Malsad's advisers retire from their positions, the most qualified citizens are sought out and appointed to fill the newly vacant posts!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad agrees to provide funding for an ally nation to research technological advancements in chemical warfare with the understanding that Indonesian Socialism will have access to information on all discoveries made!

When businesses in Indonesian Socialism had no sprinkler systems and were found to be below fire code standards, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad used government funding to install the needed sprinkler systems!

After receiving complaints about the high tariffs in Indonesian Socialism, citizens were instructed to toss all foreign goods into the harbors. Although the foreign companies learned not to complain to Gredinov Sumanta Malsad, many citizens question if the act was worth the ecological damage.

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad has replaced all the nation's medical administration staff with government officials to ensure the quality of care for patients.

In hopes to promote education, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad announced today that the government will start providing monetary assistance to those citizens who choose to go back and obtain advanced degrees from colleges and universities in Indonesian Socialism!

When FREE ROAM, a rambling association, complains that landowners in Indonesian Socialism are barricading traditional rights of way across property, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad offers landowners government subsidies in exchange for allowing ramblers free access to rights of way across their land. The landowners use 5% of the proceeds to plant large trees which loom intimidatingly on either side of the routes, so as to deter most tourists from actually visiting.

When bad blizzards catch Indonesian Socialism unprepared and cripple transportation, Gredinov Sumanta Malsad invests in new snow plows to help keep things manageable!

Gredinov Sumanta Malsad has enforced tax reform which takes from the rich and gives to the poor.

Bagaimana hasilnya jika saya mengambil keputusan seperti diatas

score (-100 sampai 100)

Political Freedom -87.94	Economic Freedom +36.66
Social Freedom +98.73	Religious Freedom +61.32
Environment +92.86	Crime Control +98.42
Technology +99.53	Education +99.18
Health +98.73
Population Growth +97.53	Military Strength +99.44
Citizen Wealth +91.72	Government Wealth -99.68
Employment Index +97.68	Happiness +98.57

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